Couples That Fart Together, Stay Together

December 8, 2017

Apparently couples wait on average six months before farting in front of their significant other, some new ‘research’ has found.

Online dating site eHarmony also found people under 24 only wait three months because I guess they’re not as bothered.

The website asked more than 1,000 people across Australia to reveal when major relationship events unfold – from that first fart, the first kiss, making things ‘Facebook official’ and so on.

The subjects of the study said they waited on average six months before farting in front of their partner, which is a month longer than people wait to leave a toothbrush at their lover’s house.

People under 24 were found to be far less self-conscious when it comes to ‘bodily functions’ with one in two admitting they’re happy to fart within the first three months of a new relationship.

 It is around the six month mark people feel comfortable enough to show their vulnerable side – with people saying it takes them around five months for them to let their partner see them cry – and two months for people to be around their partner with no make up on.
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